Sunday, May 11, 2014

What's a Granny?

What's a Granny?

In the words of one of her many small great-grandchildren, "She's my old old old old old old great great great great great great grandma. She's as old as Santa Claus!"

Allow me to educate you.

Grannies are fiesty.

Grannies like to walk 5 miles every day.

Grannies shut disobedient children in the cooler (scary unfinished basement room with no windows and heavy metal door that locks from the outside only).

Grannies love to run rivers in white water rafts.

Grannies throw rocks at cats when they enter the yard.

Grannies like to ski, go snowmobiling, hike, swim, water ski, and ride horses.

Grannies burn hundreds of collectors edition comic books that could have made us all rich.

Grannies have traveled all the world.

Grannies keep magic genie lamps in their living rooms.

Grannies occasionally take their young granddaughters to see movies at the Villa Theater.

Grannies love to read books.

Grannies are tough because they grew up with three brothers.

When window-wells get full of water, Grannies break windows with wedding rings while yelling at sons to bail faster.

Grannies just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk.

Grannies get upset when snakes fireworks make messes on the patio. (Click here if you don't know what snakes are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK-PqwxC6lM)

Grannies like to jump on trampolines and watch kids play in the sprinklers.

Grannies do NOT like to "sew, crochet, embroider, do handicrafts, write letters, keep scrapbooks, wall paper, paint, wash walls, clean windows, scrub floors, or most of those other things that you more talented domestic types like to do."

Granny is my 87 year old paternal grandmother.

We love Granny.

Happy Mothers Day

Gayle Claire Ashworth Lloyd

Gayle reading 1938

Grand canyon ~1941

Wrestling with little brother Clint ~1946

Clint and Gayle on the river ~1949
 
Bruce & Gayle wedding Sept 1st, 1950

Gayle and Bruce, South Africa mission, 1986
 
 
Granny with great-grandkids James Booth and Sophie Lloyd at Red Butte Garden.
May 10th, 2014

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Hannimal: The Inaugural Post

Throughout my lifetime I have been known by many names, most of which were involuntarily discovered by my behavior as observed by my three older siblings.

1. Hans - (adv.) Though infrequently referenced, this nickname was originally contrived to be my alter ego, pictured below. 1998


2. The Pink Hanther - (n.) in reference to my favorite pairs of pink sweats (two identical sets were frequently sported). 1999

3. TV-Han - (melody) Lyrics are as follows: "TV-Han, TV-Han, Hannah watches TV every chance that she can." Though the music was composed in my early youth when I spent ample time watching Scooby Doo and Little House on the Prairie, the original concept was formulated much, much earlier on my 2nd Christmas. 1992

4. Mannah - (adj.) This character was formulated at church one Sunday when my brother drew a picture of what I would look like as a man. Later, it was brought to life in a moment of brilliant spontaneity before our Desolation river trip in 2009.

5. The Hannimal - (vb.) The one that stuck. References my love for adventure.

6. Most of the time, I'm just Hannah. Age 23, recent college graduate.